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nuditea: “when one door closes, another one opens” imagine how annoying it would be if that were true you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open your cat escapes you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches

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cashcrab: The National Coalition Of Girls Who Still Think “Rawr Means I Love You In Dinosaur” Is A Thing will be holding a convention this weekend in New York City in which members affiliated with the group will meet together and form a massive sitting circle in which they will all draw pictures of Jack Skellington on each other’s Vans.

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Me: Damn, this shower is cold. 
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower: 
Shower: 
Shower: 
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower: 
Shower: 
Shower: 
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ